why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed
video game characters arent fuckin attractive
THEN EXPLAIN THIS
this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
when someone wants to borrow your laptop and your search history looking
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me