this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
when someone wants to borrow your laptop and your search history looking
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff