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hi im Elaina and i like stuff
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deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

canyouknock:

when someone wants to borrow your laptop and your search history lookingimage

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff